Mars was never supposed to be fun. It was supposed to be dusty, dangerous, and full of lonely astronauts talking to volleyballs. But then they arrived — the spiders. Not just any spiders. Terraforming spiders. Tiny hard-hat-wearing, crater-filling, golf-course-accidentally-constructing, eight-legged heroes of Mars.
At Clown Mutiny, we don’t just celebrate the future — we wrap ourselves in it. The Terraforming Spiders Hoodie is more than apparel. It’s a tribute to the unsung workers of Mars: the eight-legged engineers that took one look at a dead red rock and said, “Nah, this needs some flair.”
Inspired by our viral YouTube Short and our satirical sci-fi installation, this hoodie is part wearable myth, part conspiracy theory, and all Martian drip. The design features our infamous spiders mid-terraform — with tiny construction signs, rogue mini-golf holes, and that iconic Foundation Corporation seal of approval (questionable ethics included).
Every thread is stitched with interplanetary rebellion and absurdity. It’s soft enough to wear on Earth, but durable enough to survive a Martian dust storm. Whether you’re a sci-fi nerd, a fashion outlaw, or just someone who respects spider labor unions, this hoodie belongs in your closet.
So suit up. Show your support for the cause. And remember what the Foundation Corporation says:
“We know where the real fun is.”
Available now at clownmutiny.store.
Because the spiders aren’t going to terraform themselves.