Clown Mutiny Summer 2025 Collection

We Made This So You Could Look Weird in the Heat.

Tank Tops & Spaghetti Straps

Summer’s hot, so we made things with fewer sleeves. Our tanks and spaghetti straps are here for the sweaty, the sultry, and the solar-powered. Slip into the Needy Vampires Jersey Tank if you want to broadcast your neediness to the undead. The Cat Robot Bike Tank is perfect if you’ve ever wished your pet was also your ride. And the Praise Science Spaghetti Tank? That one’s for people who like their physics with a side of cleavage. Wear these to the beach, the lab, or your ex’s BBQ — your call.

T-Shirts for Earth and Mars

Whether you’re lounging on Earth or scouting real estate on Mars, our tees deliver premium comfort with a dash of interplanetary sass. The Mars Martians Softstyle Tee puts little green men right on your chest, while the Mars Needs You Heavy Cotton Tee makes you look like you’re recruiting for the worst space cult. Feeling aquatic? The Low Res Jellyfish Tee is an acid trip in shirt form. Go soft, go heavy, just don’t go unnoticed.

Crop Tops & Baby Tees

If your midriff’s been hiding all winter, it’s time for a reveal. The Purr Evil Baby Tee lets you channel your inner demonic kitten, while the Brat XCX Crop Hoodie is bratty, cropped, and unapologetic. Pair any of these with an attitude and you’re good to go.

Totes, Because Pockets Are a Scam

Look, you need somewhere to stash your stuff. Our totes are sturdy, stylish, and ready to carry anything from snacks to smuggled alien tech. The Vintage Billionaires in Space Tote is a retro wink at rich guys in rockets. The Foundation Corporation Issue Tote is standard-issue for any aspiring space colonist. And the Polaroid Tote? Pure nostalgia with handles.

Shop the Summer 2025 Collection now and make your summer wardrobe about 78% weirder.