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This heavy cotton canvas tote carries a wry, hand-lettered message and simple sketch that leans into dry humor. The natural canvas background and minimalist black ink design feel casual and lived-in — the kind of bag you sling over a shoulder on grocery runs, quick errands, or when you want to add a sly smile to a coffee shop line. It’s sturdy enough for books and bottles, and the flat-corner construction keeps the silhouette clean so the illustration reads clearly. Hand-drawn type and a small drink doodle give the piece personality without shouting; it lands as an understated, everyday companion that matches a relaxed, tongue-in-cheek sensibility.
Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, defined silhouette
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Sewn-in label; sourced from India
- Available in natural and black color options
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Wasted Booze Tote Bag — “All My Money I Spent on Booze, The Rest I Just Wasted” Funny Canvas Grocery Tote
$20.00
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Flexible returns
Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, defined silhouette
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Sewn-in label; sourced from India
- Available in natural and black color options
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry